the-absolute-funniest-posts:
police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!me: not with that attitude
(Source: oreobear)
queenofjalex:
WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS BLANKETY BLANKETY BLANK
WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS
BLANKETY
BLANK
(Source: thetvscreen)
(Source: svorgan)